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Disney Announces Star Wars Series About Jar Jar Trying to Pass Childcare Bill in the Senate hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Disney Announces Star Wars Series About Jar Jar Trying to Pass Childcare Bill in the Senate

Disney announced that a new series set in the Star Wars universe will follow Senator Jar Jar Binks trying to pass a childcare care bill.

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Female Enemy Only Drops 70% of Gold of Male Variant hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Female Enemy Only Drops 70% of Gold of Male Variant

Indie game designers for upcoming indie title Dungeon Quest: Quest for Dungeons implemented a new form of realism into their beta today.

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Fighting Game Character With a Fucking Gun Considered Low Tier hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Fighting Game Character With a Fucking Gun Considered Low Tier

AKRON, Ohio — Due to a recent Injustice 2 patch, famed Batman foil the Joker, who’s ranged attack pulls out a fucking 9mm pistol and…

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Take-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 Hours hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Take-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 Hours

Take-Two Interactive bought mobile game company Zynga for $12.7 billion dollars instead of waiting 24 hours to get them for free.

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Every Smash Bros Character Ranked by How Likely They Are to Fall for an Insurance Scam hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Every Smash Bros Character Ranked by How Likely They Are to Fall for an Insurance Scam

Here’s every Smash Bros. character ranked by how likely they are to fall for a big dumb insurance scam.

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Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build

9-year-old muscle child Toby Burrows will reportedly avoid receiving his COVID-19 vaccine in order to achieve a glass cannon build.

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Phil Spencer Acquires Big Mac in Landmark $3.99 Deal hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Phil Spencer Acquires Big Mac in Landmark $3.99 Deal

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft Gaming CEO Phil Spencer announced the latest tectonic shift to the videogame industry this Friday by purchasing a single McDonald’s Big…

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Planet Discovered in No Man’s Sky Where Google Glass Caught On hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Planet Discovered in No Man’s Sky Where Google Glass Caught On

No Man’s Sky players have made perhaps the most shocking discovery among the game’s 18 quintillion planets yet: a world where Google Glass caught on a few years ago.

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Gamer Trying to Name Child After Video Game Character Without Spouse Figuring It Out hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Trying to Name Child After Video Game Character Without Spouse Figuring It Out

Local gamer Alan Roberts has been trying to covertly name his upcoming child after any video game character.

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The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell

I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the game does kind of take…

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Holy Shit: Sequel Integrates Number Into Title hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Holy Shit: Sequel Integrates Number Into Title

The fourth film in the Expendables franchise, Expend4bles, utilized the decision to incorporate the numbered order into the movie’s title.

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Hayao Miyazaki: “Cutesy Movies Won’t Save the Environment. I’m Going to Blow Up a Factory” hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Hayao Miyazaki: “Cutesy Movies Won’t Save the Environment. I’m Going to Blow Up a Factory”

Studio Ghibli director Hayao Miyazaki claimed he was going to take matters of conservation into his own hands.

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and those silly europeans had to go and ruin it
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50 PS2 Games Slightly Younger Millenial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ps…
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‘Super Mario Bros. Wonder’ to Introduce “Good” Version of Waluigi hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

'Super Mario Bros. Wonder' to Introduce "Good" Version of Waluigi

The cast of the Super Mario franchise is set to grow with the release of the upcoming title Super Mario Bros. Wonder, Nintendo has revealed.

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Rockstar Announces ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Will Have Over 1,000 Planets You Can Visit hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Rockstar Announces 'Grand Theft Auto VI' Will Have Over 1,000 Planets You Can Visit

Rockstar Games recently revealed that the long awaited Grand Theft Auto 6 will have over 1,000 planets you can visit. 

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“This Toy Costs Way Too Much,” Says Man Buying It hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

“This Toy Costs Way Too Much,” Says Man Buying It

A surprising source of financial strain has emerged in the ongoing inflation crisis, according to one local man with disposable income.

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We spoke to @TaylorLorenz about her new book "Extremely Online", reporting on the far-right, and the state of independent media. studyhall.xyz/free-newslette…

Taylor Lorenz Is Uncovering The History Of The Internet

I often see memes of the exasperated social media manager, struggling to keep up with the latest tool to plug into an already-overloaded content calendar. Last summer, after Twitter, now known as

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