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FBI Whistleblower Says Aliens Exist and Also There’s a Worm Man hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

FBI Whistleblower Says Aliens Exist and Also There’s a Worm Man

A former FBI Insider gave sworn testimony this week confirming the existence of what he called “non-human biologics - and also a worm man."

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50 PS2 Games Slightly Younger Millenial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ps…
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50 PS2 Games Slightly Younger Millenial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids hard-drive.net/hd/list/50-ps…

50 PS2 Games Slightly Younger Millenial Parents Should Force on Their Uninterested Kids

Here are 50 games millennial parents should force their kids to play that can all be found on the greatest system ever: the PlayStation 2.

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Every NFL Starting Quarterback's Favorite Video Game

No one is asking the important questions, like what is every starting quarterback's favorite video game. Except us. We're asking that.

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Christian Speedrunning Community Argues Any% Begins at the Loading Screen hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Christian Speedrunning Community Argues Any% Begins at the Loading Screen

BOSTON — Christian speedrunning group ReveRuns posted a declaration today, titled “Life Begins at Loading,” which makes an impassioned plea that all speedruns should begin…

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Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill

BLOOMSBURG, Pa. — Satisfied Game Pass subscriber Sergio DePalma is reportedly struggling not to sound like a total shill while discussing Microsoft’s service with friends.…

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Opinion: If Everyone Has a Death Note, Everyone Is Safe hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Opinion: If Everyone Has a Death Note, Everyone Is Safe

You want 100% of  Death Notes to be owned by criminals, who at any moment can write your name in their book, banishing you to Hell?

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Embarrassed Rick and Morty Fan Picks Up New Episode in Brown Paper Bag hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Embarrassed Rick and Morty Fan Picks Up New Episode in Brown Paper Bag

CHICAGO — Local Rick and Morty fan Kris Robinson reportedly picked up a copy of the newest episode in an alleyway to make sure no…

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Insufferable No Man’s Sky Fan Liked It Better When It Sucked hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Insufferable No Man’s Sky Fan Liked It Better When It Sucked

A smug fan of space exploration simulator No Man’s Sky reportedly preferred the initial version of the game that sucked real bad.

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Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever

GROTON, Conn. — In a sisyphean twist of fate, local man Nick Andino purchased Destiny 2: Forsaken, and now must grind through its myriad progression…

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New MCU Film Casually Mentions All the Eternals Died in Off-Screen Car Crash hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

New MCU Film Casually Mentions All the Eternals Died in Off-Screen Car Crash

A ‘Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness’ script leak revealed that all of ‘The Eternals’ died in a car accident in between films.

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Inscryption Booster Pack Just a Bunch of Loose Eyeballs and Knives hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Inscryption Booster Pack Just a Bunch of Loose Eyeballs and Knives

Inscryption announced some real-world merchandise, a card booster pack that purchasers with just a bunch of loose eyeballs and knives.

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Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro announced the next installment of the beloved board game Monopoly with the commemorative Monopoly: Monopoly Edition. Each tile on the board…

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‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

‘Vegeta amv Linkin park - CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress

WASHINGTON — The Library of Congress announced today that the influential anime music video Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING will be inducted into the…

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Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands

NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send thoughts and prayers to the…

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Mass Effect Devs Still Waiting for Anybody to Find the Secret ‘No Sex’ Ending hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mass Effect Devs Still Waiting for Anybody to Find the Secret 'No Sex' Ending

EDMONTON — Nearly eight years after the release of Mass Effect 3, Canadian game developers at BioWare were baffled that not a single person had…

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yeah that's right, weezer did the wave break soundtrack and it's available on vinyl on our store. go get it! hardshoppes.com/products/wee…
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‘Pokémon Unite’ Player Furious Teammate Is Playing Like a Child hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

‘Pokémon Unite’ Player Furious Teammate Is Playing Like a Child

Player Chadrizard_TTV was incensed after repeatedly witnessing his teammate, Bradley2012, playing with the skill and intelligence of a child.

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Throuple Preparing Group Halloween Costume Arguing Over Who’s Ed Edd or Eddy hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Throuple Preparing Group Halloween Costume Arguing Over Who’s Ed Edd or Eddy

Partners within a local poly relationship are amidst heated arguments over who gets to be who in their Ed, Edd ‘n Eddy Halloween costumes.

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