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Breaking: YouTuber Just Pronounced That Word Wrong hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Breaking: YouTuber Just Pronounced That Word Wrong

In the middle of a 90-minute video essay, a YouTuber very clearly mispronounced a word that you know how to say correctly.

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New Team Rocket Employee Unsure About Mandatory Midriff Policy hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Team Rocket Employee Unsure About Mandatory Midriff Policy

A new Team Rocket recruit was surprised to learn about the mandatory crop tops mentioned in the Team Rocket Employee Handbook.

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The Best and Worst Simulator Games for PC Players Who Won’t Leave Their Houses hard-drive.net/news-games/th…

The Best and Worst Simulator Games for PC Players Who Won’t Leave Their Houses

Let's go over the best and worst PC simulator titles that give you a look into another life and can even make you swear you left your house.

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Every ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ Class Ranked By Their Skill Helping You Get Laid at the Bar hard-drive.net/hd/list/baldu…

Every 'Baldur's Gate 3' Class Ranked By Their Skill Helping You Get Laid at the Bar

Here’s the full ranking of how each Baldur's Gate 3 character class would do helping you get laid after a night out drinking.

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Film Historians Restore and Colorize Robert Eggers ‘The Lighthouse’ hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Film Historians Restore and Colorize Robert Eggers ‘The Lighthouse’

Film historians led by Peter Jackson have digitally colorized Robert Eggers’ black and white 2019 film The Lighthouse to widespread acclaim. 

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Uh Oh! You’ve Been Acquired by Microsoft. Here’s What You Need to Know hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Uh Oh! You've Been Acquired by Microsoft. Here’s What You Need to Know

First Bethesda, then Activision Blizzard, and now you!

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Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/op…

Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He's Really Fucking Good At It

I may just be a random businessman who lives in Gotham, but of one thing I am certain: Batman gobbles puss, and he rules at it.

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Incredible: How This Millennial Was Able to Buy Their Own Farm at 21 All On Their Own hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Incredible: How This Millennial Was Able to Buy Their Own Farm at 21 All On Their Own

We spoke to this incredible young entrepreneur and many of the people in his community who are blown away by his success.

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Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’

EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral dilemmas yet, featuring more ways…

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Couple Trying to Get Pregnant Holds Down B-Button Every Time They Cum hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Couple Trying to Get Pregnant Holds Down B-Button Every Time They Cum

A superstitious couple trying to get pregnant have brought a controller into the bedroom so that they can hold B during climaxes.

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Fed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s Doing hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Fed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s Doing

CHICAGO — 27-year-old Jimmy Pryor downloaded the popular party game Overcooked 2 onto his Nintendo Switch which he shares with his girlfriend, Natalie Paige, with…

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Late Night Trip to Fridge Derailed By Enemy Who Wasn’t There During Daytime hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Late Night Trip to Fridge Derailed By Enemy Who Wasn’t There During Daytime

Janice Dramps was accosted in her kitchen last night by an adversary that was not in the room earlier in the day.

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Eeek! A Bug’s Life. What a Wretched Film hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Eeek! A Bug's Life. What a Wretched Film

Eeek! You wish to know about A Bug’s Life? What a wretched film. Such horror. Repugnance! Good heavens. Watching it, I struggle to maintain my…

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Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing

TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users discovered evidence that a popular…

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Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut...

Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word of advice to gamers who…

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Bob Chapek Announces Disney- to House All Their Old Racist Shit hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Bob Chapek Announces Disney- to House All Their Old Racist Shit

Disney CEO Bob Chapek announced this week that the media giant will be launching a second streaming service, Disney-.

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Sora Accused of Lowering Standards by Wearing Hoodie and Shorts in Presence of King Mickey hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sora Accused of Lowering Standards by Wearing Hoodie and Shorts in Presence of King Mickey

Sora, hero of the Organization XIII conflict, has found himself the center of debate over an unwritten dress code at Disney Castle.

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