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What’s the Worst RPG on Every Generation of Xbox? hard-drive.net/news-games/wh…

What's the Worst RPG on Every Generation of Xbox?

Many titles have shown limitations or poor quality control, which should come as no surprise from the company that brought us Windows 8.

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10 Other Politicians We Thought Were Already Dead hard-drive.net/hd/list/10-ot…

10 Other Politicians We Thought Were Already Dead

The news of Senator Dianne Feinstein’s death caught many Americans off guard today, as they’d assumed the 90-year-old senator had passed away earlier this year…

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Every Wii Accessory Ranked by How Easily Senator Dianne Feinstein Could Use It

We put Nintendo’s advertising to the test and ranked every Wii accessory based on how easy it would be for California Senator Dianne Feinstein to use!

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Epic Claims They Could’ve Saved Those 900 Jobs if You’d Just Bought Some More Dances and Skins hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Epic Claims They Could’ve Saved Those 900 Jobs if You’d Just Bought Some More Dances and Skins

Epic Games confirmed that the largest factor in recent layoffs was you personally not buying more Fortnite skins and dances. 

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James Gunn Reveals ‘Superman’ Reboot Will Be Adapted From That Goldfinger Song hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

James Gunn Reveals ‘Superman’ Reboot Will Be Adapted From That Goldfinger Song

LOS ANGELES — Filmmaker and new head of DC films James Gunn has revealed that his upcoming Superman film will rely heavily on the lyrics…

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Paper Mario Partners Ranked by How Suitable They Are for Wrapping Raw Meats and Fish hard-drive.net/hd/list/paper…

Paper Mario Partners Ranked by How Suitable They Are as Wrapping for Raw Meats and Fish

We've ranked the Paper Mario party members best to worst, based on how well they could be used as butcher paper.

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Woman Leaves ‘Second Life’ Husband After Finding out He’s Not Kermit the Frog Smoking a Blunt in Real Life hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Woman Leaves 'Second Life' Husband After Finding out He's Not Kermit the Frog Smoking a Blunt in...

BEND, Ore. — Melissa Davis ended her legally recognized two-year marriage through the game Second Life after meeting her husband offline and realizing he was…

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Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft has revealed a new fighting game inspired by Nintendo’s successful Super Smash Bros. franchise, which will celebrate the Xbox’s rich history…

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Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character

LOS ANGELES — After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that Bryan Kirk, a newly added…

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Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC

Hundreds of species of Pokémon have suddenly gone extinct after local researcher Bill accidentally bricked his PC.

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Marvel Greenlights Superhero Movie Following Success of Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, The Avengers, Iron Man 3, Thor: Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers: Age of Ultro hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Marvel Greenlights Superhero Movie Following Success of Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2,...

LOS ANGELES — Marvel Studios announced today that they would be cautiously greenlighting a new superhero film as a result of the financial and critical…

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Hypocrite Crying Bad Game Design Also Dies in One Hit From Knife hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hypocrite Crying Bad Game Design Also Dies in One Hit From Knife

Drake O’Connor keeps complaining about the mechanic, despite the fact that he would also die from just one knife slash.

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If Sonic Is So Fast, Why Is He 5 Years Late to ‘Breath of the Wild’?hard-drive.net/news-games/if…

If Sonic Is So Fast, Why Is He 5 Years Late to ‘Breath of the Wild’?

Sonic is all about speed, but SEGA has come in last place in the race to capitalize on Breath of the Wild. 

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Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces

Tattoo parlor The Lazy Tiger has announced a controversial ban on several hate symbols and also the Triforce from The Legend of Zelda.

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Elon Musk Attempts To Rename ‘Diablo’ on Stream, No One Listens hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Elon Musk Attempts To Rename ‘Diablo’ on Stream, No One Listens

During a recent stream of Diablo IV, Elon Musk made an unsuccessful attempt to get everyone to call it something else.

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Sony Preemptively Announces PlayStation 6 Shortage hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sony Preemptively Announces PlayStation 6 Shortage

A Sony press release announced today that gamers and scalpers alike should prepare for a PlayStation 6 shortage, whenever the console ends up launching.

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