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'Simpsons' Writers Confirm Homer Will Now Only Beat Bart With a Belt hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

'Simpsons' Writers Confirm Homer Will Now Only Beat Bart With a Belt

After a staggering 30 years on television, beloved adult animated series The Simpsons is retiring the running gag that has had viewers in a chokehold since…

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Everything We Know About James Gunn’s DC Universe hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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EA Scientists Announce Groundbreaking Discovery of Nanotransactions hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

EA Scientists Announce Groundbreaking Discovery of Nanotransactions

Electronic Arts has announced a new technology to extract a constant, tiny influx of money from gamers in exchange for an improved gaming experience.

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Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN’s ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action Movie Will Release hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Development Hell: 12 Years After Trailer, Still No Word When IGN's ‘Legend of Zelda’ Live Action...

SAN FRANCISCO — After years of mis-management and a revolving door of directors and producers, IGN’s much-anticipated live-action film adaptation of The Legend of Zelda…

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Guy Chewed Out By Mr. Resetti Morning After Suicide Attempt hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy Chewed Out By Mr. Resetti Morning After Suicide Attempt

Dewey McCormick woke up to shocked the morning after his attempted suicide, when he was reportedly greeted and screamed at by Mr. Resetti. 

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cast me as tingle pls
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This is Miyamoto. I have been working on the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda for many years now with Avi Arad-san, who has produced many mega hit films. [1]
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Waluigi Reluctantly Accepts Invitation to Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl as Nigel Thornberry Clone hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Waluigi Reluctantly Accepts Invitation to Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl as Nigel Thornberry Clone

Waluigi accepted an invitation to Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl as a clone of Nigel Thornberry, accepting that won't be included in Smash Bros.

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go get the cuphead DLC vinyl, which includes a poster and 3 recipe cards (not a joke) hardshoppes.com/products/cup…
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John Cena Begins Coding ‘Banjo-Threeie’ As Part Of Fan’s Make-A-Wish hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

John Cena Begins Coding 'Banjo-Threeie' As Part Of Fan’s Make-A-Wish

Professional wrestler John Cena has begun programming a sequel to Banjo-Kazooie as part of his work with the Make-A-Wish foundation.

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9 Pieces Of 60’s Nostalgia Only 90’s Kids Will Remember From References They Didn’t Get On ‘Animaniacs’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/9-pie…

9 Pieces Of 60's Nostalgia Only 90's Kids Will Remember From References They Didn't Get On 'Anima...

If there’s one thing animators and TV writers know, it’s that young children love snappy, Hollywood insider references to things that happened when their parents…

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Employer Doesn’t Understand Why D&D Character’s Attributes Can’t All Be Maxed hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Employer Doesn't Understand Why D&D Character's Attributes Can't All Be Maxed

After failing to grasp the concept of tabletop gaming, a restaurant owner used magic to summon a character into the real world for disciplinary action.

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Gamer Relating A Bit Too Much To Silent Protagonist hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Relating A Bit Too Much To Silent Protagonist

Gamer Todd Newton has recently begun overly-identifying the silent protagonist of a video game, sources close to the situation have reported.

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Out-of-Breath Princess Zelda Returns to Dinner Date With Half of Sheik Costume Still On hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Out-of-Breath Princess Zelda Returns to Dinner Date With Half of Sheik Costume Still On

Princess Zelda rejoined her date at while wearing multiple items of clothing usually associated with the mysterious figure known as Sheik.

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Director of Upcoming Game ‘Shoot JFK in the Fucking Head’ Insists It Won’t Be Political in Nature hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Director of Upcoming Game ‘Shoot JFK in the Fucking Head’ Insists It Won’t Be Political in Nature

LOS ANGELES — The director of an upcoming first person shooter set in Dallas during the 1960s, Shoot JFK in the Fucking Head, has insisted…

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MCU/DC Crossover Film ‘Flash Vs. Kang’ Shut Down 20 Minutes Into Production hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

MCU/DC Crossover Film 'Flash Vs. Kang' Shut Down 20 Minutes Into Production

The crossover between Marvel and DC cinematic universes shut down minutes after production began due to several simultaneous controversies.

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Todd Howard Promises ‘Elder Scrolls 6’ Will Be Released Even More Times Than Skyrim hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Todd Howard Promises ‘Elder Scrolls 6’ Will Be Released Even More Times Than Skyrim

Bethesda Game Studios executive producer promised today that the sixth game in the Elder Scrolls franchise will be released even more times than Skyrim.

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Facebook Changes Name to McCree hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Facebook Changes Name to McCree

In a major rebrand intended to better align the company with its ethos, Facebook will be changing its corporate name to McCree.

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Webcomic Bravely Explores How Introverts Are Sometimes Shy But Not Always hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Webcomic Bravely Explores How Introverts Are Sometimes Shy But Not Always

SAN FRANCISCO — A recent issue of the webcomic Tell Me Shy drew praise from members of the introvert community, who applauded the author’s fearlessness…

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