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Toddler Struggling to Keep Up With Fifty Years Worth of Sesame Street Continuity hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Toddler Struggling to Keep Up With Fifty Years Worth of Sesame Street Continuity

Sammy Dorner, 2, found himself having trouble understanding new episodes of Sesame Street without having seen all 4,591 previous episodes.

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Guy Who Navigates ‘GTA 5’ Map by Heart Uses Google Maps in Own Neighborhood hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Guy Who Navigates 'GTA 5' Map by Heart Uses Google Maps in Own Neighborhood

Kevin can make his way from Paleto Bay to South Los Santos Pier without opening his eyes, but can’t get to his friend’s house without GPS.

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Discord User Getting Way Too Personal in #general Right Now hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Discord User Getting Way Too Personal in #general Right Now

Chatters in a Discord server were subjected to severe social discomfort as user Aaron99 poured his heart out to whoever would listen in #general.

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we made our world-famous stardew valley list a video, in case you have a little tine attention span hard-drive.net/hd/video-hard…

Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked by How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them for Drugs

Forget your waifu and husbando rankings, forget your marriage candidates - who the hell around here can give me some molly already?

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Mark Roebuck @Mark_Roebuck
6 Nov 2023
After six years and over 700 articles, I’m gonna step down from Hard Drive. Thank you for reading and sharing and laughing at my dumb bullshit over the years, and thank you to everyone I met and worked with along the way. It was the opportunity and job of a lifetime ❤️
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Fallout-Themed Magic: the Gathering Deck Requires Day One Patch hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Fallout-Themed Magic: the Gathering Deck Requires Day One Patch

The recently announced Fallout-themed Magic: the Gathering crossover decks will require a day one patch, annoyed sources have confirmed.

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Tragic: This Early-Game Area Has Been Gentrified by High-Level Guys hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Tragic: This Early-Game Area Has Been Gentrified by High-Level Guys

An early-game village in an enchanted meadow has gone into a crisis since vacant properties started being purchased by late-game mobs.

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don't worry people who do care about zelda probably will be too
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Every Zelda Game Ranked To Either Upset You Or Validate You hard-drive.net/hd/list/legen…

Every Zelda Game Ranked To Either Upset You Or Validate You

We ranked every Legend of Zelda game. Come check it out to see if your favorite made the top 5 among the best Zelda games!

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Sonic the Hedgehog Speaks Out: I Have Never Been Pregnant hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sonic the Hedgehog Speaks Out: I Have Never Been Pregnant

Sonic the Hedgehog came out against misinformation about his body by announcing publicly for the first time that he has never been pregnant.

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Roguelike Fan Also Starts Each New Day With Nothing hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Roguelike Fan Also Starts Each New Day With Nothing

ANKENY, Iowa — Unemployed and recently single roguelike enthusiast Daryl Cain says that he feels a strong connection to the genre, because he also starts…

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After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of 'Street Fighter 1'

LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive proof of the long-theorized Street…

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Finance Bro Launches Hostile Takeover of Conversation hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Finance Bro Launches Hostile Takeover of Conversation

Local finance bro Derrick Bland today initiated a hostile takeover of the casual conversation he overheard at a friend’s birthday dinner.

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Kid Who Used to Drown Guests in RollerCoaster Tycoon Now Thriving at McKinsey hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Kid Who Used to Drown Guests in RollerCoaster Tycoon Now Thriving at McKinsey

Seth Basharo, who spent his youth murdering the guests of his theme park in RollerCoaster Tycoon, now enjoys similar thrills at McKinsey. 

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“I Know Exactly What’s Going On,” Claims Giant Fucking Liar Playing Pinball hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“I Know Exactly What’s Going On,” Claims Giant Fucking Liar Playing Pinball

A great big liar was recently spotted claiming to understand everything that was happening during a game of pinball, sources have confirmed. 

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Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE] *TEMPLATE* hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE]...

THIS IS A TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WHEN THE INEVITABLE NEW STORY COMES OUT. DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. – Editor Ugh,…

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Doug Bowser Slowly Walks Off Camera to the Left During Nintendo Direct About Joy-Con Drift hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Doug Bowser Slowly Walks Off Camera to the Left During Nintendo Direct About Joy-Con Drift

REDMOND, Wash. — With his body gradually approaching the edge of the YouTube video’s border, Nintendo of America president Doug Bowser could be seen this…

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Taco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Taco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop

NEW YORK — A flustered public relations representative from Taco Bell called a televised press conference this morning to discuss recent menu changes, including the…

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wow! sounds like the numbers of a company doing really well, especially in the employee retention department!
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Way to start things off with a big bang 💥 We're blown away by the response to #FortniteOG. Yesterday was the biggest day in Fortnite’s history with over 44.7 MILLION players jumping in and 102 MILLION hours of play. To all Fortnite players, OG and new, THANK YOU!
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