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ACME Corporation Introduces Slightly Less Dangerous Self Driving Car Than Tesla hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

ACME Corporation Introduces Slightly Less Dangerous Self Driving Car Than Tesla

Famously explosive ACME Industries introduced a self-driving car that has proven to be slightly less dangerous than an average Tesla.

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20 Video Game Bosses Reveal How They Kill Time Waiting for Heroes To Arrive hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-vi…
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Good for Him! Random Goon Kills Spider-Man hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Good for Him! Random Goon Kills Spider-Man

Supervillains and gang leaders alike were pleasantly surprised when a random street-tough goon landed the killing blow upon Spider-Man

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20 Video Game Bosses Reveal How They Kill Time Waiting for Heroes To Arrive hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-vi…

20 Video Game Bosses Reveal How They Kill Time Waiting for Heroes To Arrive

Not every boss is content to stare unblinkingly at the door, hoping against hope that someone, anyone, will arrive to challenge them.

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Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to Randomly Change the Rules of Battle hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to...

The Pokémon Company introduced a new alternate Charmander evolution, Gerrymander, which will be totally unbeatable.

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Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez

LOS ANGELES — 2011 “Favorite TV Reality, Variety, or Comedy Personality or Act” ALMA Award nominee Mario Lopez was once again foiled at the hands…

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Phil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives In hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Phil Spencer Comes Home to Giant Xbox He Lives In

Microsoft executive Phil Spencer commuted home last night to the gigantic Xbox Series X where he resides with his wife and children.

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Alt-Right Yu-Gi-Oh Player’s Deck Made Up Entirely of Blue-Eyes White Dragons hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Alt-Right Yu-Gi-Oh Player’s Deck Made Up Entirely of Blue-Eyes White Dragons

Jason Redmond has drawn criticism for attempting to compete with a deck consisting of fifty Blue-Eyes White Dragon cards.

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New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules

AUSTIN, Texas —  “Blue Line: An Officer’s Tale”, a new third person shooter game announced yesterday, is looking to breath life into the genre by…

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Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad

A woman who seems inclined to take up the activities portrayed in the programs she watches has announced plans to start Breaking Bad soon.

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Bungie Incorporates ‘Masturbate’ Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bungie Incorporates 'Masturbate' Emote Into Destiny 2 so Players Can Truly Go Fuck Themselves

BELLEVUE, Wash. — After intense player demands and complaints, Bungie finally announced a new addition to the Destiny 2 Eververse store, an emote that will…

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Nation’s Little Brothers Outraged as Microsoft Bans Only Controllers They’re Allowed To Use hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nation’s Little Brothers Outraged as Microsoft Bans Only Controllers They’re Allowed To Use

Microsoft will start blocking third-party Xbox controllers, a move especially upsetting to the main users of them: little brothers.

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this one's gonna be around for a while
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Man Stalked by Novelty Toaster He Looked At on Amazon Once hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Man Stalked by Novelty Toaster He Looked At on Amazon Once

A local man is reportedly being stalked by a novelty toaster he merely looked at one time on Amazon, sources have confirmed. 

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honor former daytona 500 champion Super Mario with our vintage nascar shirt, available in our store! hardshoppes.com/products/mar…
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Week-Old Game Already Completely Irrelevant hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Week-Old Game Already Completely Irrelevant

A long-awaited, week-old game has already been rendered completely irrelevant by the gaming consumer base at large.

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