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Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn’t Part of the Matte Painting hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn't Part of the...

Tom of Tom & Jerry fame let out a sigh upon realizing that a nearby cheese grater was drawn directly onto its own animation cel.

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Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before

Local genius and prolific social media commenter Nate Goulding was commended by online peers after noticing that an article had been posted once.

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Steam Game Bought in 2016 Starting to Realize It Will Never Be Installed hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Steam Game Bought in 2016 Starting to Realize It Will Never Be Installed

Dragon Adventure: Quest for the Crown has finally made peace with the fact that it’s never actually going to be played.

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'Simpsons' Writers Confirm Homer Will Now Only Beat Bart With a Belt hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

'Simpsons' Writers Confirm Homer Will Now Only Beat Bart With a Belt

After a staggering 30 years on television, beloved adult animated series The Simpsons is retiring the running gag that has had viewers in a chokehold since…

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Stardew Valley Villager Responds to Gifted Diamond With Disgust hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Stardew Valley Villager Responds to Gifted Diamond With Disgust

Hoping to form a friendship or more, the new farmer in town gifted local Jojamart employee, Shane, a rare and valuable diamond.

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Hard Drive’s Gift Guide: The Best Nintendo Gift Ideas hard-drive.net/hd/list/hard-…
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Team of Literary Scholars Stuck Debating if Mr. Darcy’s Power Level Higher Than Don Quixote’s hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Team of Literary Scholars Stuck Debating if Mr. Darcy’s Power Level Higher Than Don Quixote’s

Yale University’s most respected and accredited literary scholars have been stuck debating the power levels of various famous book characters.

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Video Game With Four Emote Options Perfectly Matches Gamer’s Range of Emotions hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Video Game With Four Emote Options Perfectly Matches Gamer’s Range of Emotions

Local gamer Tad Frassley is happy that he has discovered a competitive online game that only has four emotes, mirroring his simple emotional palate.

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The official shop for The Hard times and Hard Drive, featuring apparel, vinyl, video games, and more.

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ACTUALLY: This is Dr. Mario and This is Dr. Mario’s Monster hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

ACTUALLY: This is Dr. Mario and This is Dr. Mario’s Monster

There is one argument that needs to be sealed away once and for all: Dr. Mario is the Doctor, Dr. Mario’s Monster is the hero of the Super Mario games. 

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if you really want to be tingle that much, i can settle for beedle
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ChatGPT is down as part of a "major outage" affecting OpenAI's API services. OpenAI says it has identified the issue and it's working to get ChatGPT and the API services fixed theverge.com/2023/11/8/23952…
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Hard Drive’s Gift Guide: The Best Nintendo Gift Ideas hard-drive.net/hd/list/hard-…

Hard Drive's Gift Guide: The Best Nintendo Gift Ideas

Need some gifts for the Nintendo gamer in your life? Here are the best Nintendo gift ideas, from the professional team at Hard Drive.

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Selfish Webcomic Artist Takes Break hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Selfish Webcomic Artist Takes Break

Artist and full-time barista Camille Brown provoked the ire of fans after selfishly announcing she is putting her webcomic on hiatus.

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Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game

Bethesda released a quality-of-life update to Fallout 76 which improves upon the game by uninstalling it from the user’s device.

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Which Classic Water Level Will Your City Most Resemble After Climate Change? hard-drive.net/news-games/wh…

Which Classic Water Level Will Your City Most Resemble After Climate Change?

Things are not looking great in terms of climate change. Permafrost is thawing, the water level is rising, and the consensus solution seems to be…

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i love clicking on your linked articles, favoriting them, opening them, reading through the whole article, and clicking on an embedded advertisement when i am done. it is so much fun
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