This is our 1,000th tweet. Thanks for everything

May 24, 2018 · 6:56 PM UTC

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For our 2,000th tweet, please enjoy an HD remake of our 1,000th tweet. Thanks for everything
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For our 3,000th tweet, please enjoy the Netflix adaptation of our 2,000th tweet. Thanks for everything
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For our 4,000th tweet, please enjoy this analytic podcast dive into Mario's penis. Thanks for everything youtube.com/nDUwoOooLyA
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Sean... Why?
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Dont do this.
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Where are his arms?
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@chrismartinhi
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@jjrtard
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This thread is officially cursed
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GIF
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Mario is canonically 5’1” tall. This sprite is 16 pixels tall. Each pixel is representative of 3.8125 inches. His penis is 4 pixels long. Therefore, Mario’s penis is 15.25 inches long.
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i expected nothing and you delivered even less thank you
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I am rock hard right now
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