Or he could not be a shitbag for once in his life, but that would require two brain cells to rub together.

This time he will be accused of racism, lol

Yooooooo, can he just go away?

I had to look twice to figure out which of these stories was real and which was fake.

It's the logical next development in the perpetual reality distortion of his emotionally dismissive capitalist identity. :D!!

Is this an Onion article

Can he just stop