I Don't Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King

Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a giant black flag with Bowser’s…

Oct 13, 2017 · 6:40 PM UTC

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Ben Sapatka · Oct 13, 2017 · 6:43 PM UTC

Ben Sapatka @BenSapatka

13 Oct 2017

The media wants us to think Mario and Bowser are enemies, but I heard they golf together on weekends. They're 2 sides of the same gold coin.