holy shit this is the most real article ever written, he's literally me

Where does the writer live where ammunition is sold individually?

BUT ITS SO GOOD!!!

Ah, Disco Elysium, the pretentious novel in game form, that makes it's fans as insufferable as a cyclist or vegan.

Got the game in a Humble Bundle a couple of months ago, but don't really have any desire to play it. Should have given the key away, but then that person would never shut up about Disco Elysium. It's probably better this way.

This would’ve been great to send to a certain person like 5 months ago

I only have one question. Maybe THE question! The ultimate question about video game journalism; Are gamers bourgeois?

I am still to busy talking about Kerbal Space Program.

I wanna get it but apparently there’s a heap of moral issues with the devs and publisher or whatever so I’m not sure if I should pirate or buy it on steam or what