Or, hear me out, they fap a lot and make Midi-chlorian senzu beans with them.

If they practised semen retention they would have seen through the force vision blocks placed upon them by palpatine. With semen retention you too can receive visions of the future.

alternative take: the jedi are incels and they're jealous anakin was getting laid

Damn the Jedis must be edging pretty hard.

Midichlorians are stored in the epididymis

Foolish Jedi, the JO crystal is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

Ki-Adi-Mundi still exempt