Gollum Claims Raw Fish Diet Responsible for His Incredible Longevity

MIDDLE EARTH — Local hermit Gollum credited his pescetarian diet for his 500-year lifespan, nearly five times higher than that of a typical hobbit. “The…

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literally Lord Valvatorez from Disgaea 4

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Fish Liver KIng.