U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in Donkey Kong Country are expected…

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Dec 22, 2023 · 4:15 AM UTC

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My Name Is A Number · Dec 22, 2023 · 5:01 AM UTC

My Name Is A Number @WMartovich

22 Dec 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag @DanTalksGames

But if we leave then the Monkey Kong will have to police the world himself!

olivia🍓 · Dec 22, 2023 · 4:21 AM UTC

olivia🍓 @spiderwikipedia

22 Dec 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

i thought this was done in 1994

Garbear · Dec 22, 2023 · 4:28 AM UTC

Garbear @Garbear0II9

22 Dec 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

America is the one country in the UN that still stands with the Kremlings, we’re a disgrace

Goin Back In Time To Explain To Adorno About Gacha · Dec 22, 2023 · 4:17 AM UTC

Goin Back In Time To Explain To Adorno About Gacha @AerThreep

22 Dec 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Honestly, not the worst thing the US has done to a country over bananas.