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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Aw man I don't wanna be canceled and itemized for a tax write off, that'd be lame!
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Replying to @HardDriveMag @ScratchyDerose
Do I get to see my family on Christmas?
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This is missing that hand reaching out at you to grab you.
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Then they'll kill me for a tax write off
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
They're never going to get that investment back.
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Do they take me out to dinner first?
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having my assets divided on a table in a darkened basement with the one flickering light bulb
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
With what? I'm worthless and I'm positive they still can't afford me. If it wasn't for Barbie they'd be bankrupt.
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OH SHIT