I'd do it. No use dying. Swallow your good shit.

Not to tap?

This is why card shops need to spend the money and get trap cards installed.

Armed robber no they're playing subterror don't do this

I play the trap card Shit My Pants At Gunpoint! When I play Shit My Pants At Gunpoint, I must reduce my valuables and dignity to zero and then shit my pants at gunpoint: until the end of the robbery, I am considered too pathetic to kill and cannot be executed. Your move.

and among the people in the store, one brave hero stands up to the robber (by literally cheating)

Magic the gathering players: I don't know what that supposed to mean

Flip Effect: If flipped up the player gains 3000LP. If this card goes to the GV, the player loses 5000LP

"you've activated my trap card" *Gets shot in the face*

this headline is already top 10% of yu-gi-oh jokes