Jizz.

cume

I believe that would make Quiplash easier, since if both players enter the same answer then neither get points. Now people will be getting points so often since neither of them will answer “Cum.”

breaking news: fantasy hero spotted standing still staring at wall for 15 minutes in town

I love how everyone's using 'smegma' in retaliation

Devastating news for unfunny people

I feel like I’ve seen this one before

Please use the proper medical term: Skeet or Splooge

This but unironically

incumceivable!