This article is intrestin- oh wait, i said more than one word. I will go now.

I'm afraid I don't even have time to read it cause Hideo Kojima just showed up and I have to accommodate him for as much time as he wants.

i think he was trying to promote condoms and it was all a misunderstanding.

Rename to Hard Kojima and he'll give you infinite time.

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