I should buy a copy of Return.

is that Shibuya?

Alan Wake is in the cultural zeitgeist. Excellent.

Honestly it makes me so happy that Alan Wake is now culturally relevant enough for satire sites to make jokes about it.

It is what it is.

Someone please tell him to stop writing 😭

Interesting that Alan said the lake is in a spiral but the ocean is in a loop. Based on the endings of the previous games I would assume the lake is a loop and the ocean is a spiral but perhaps this is Scratch (maybe Zane, if they're even different at all) confusing us.

LOL! That's a good one 😂