Replying to @HardDriveMag
“He has what can only be described as personal injury attorney energy” 😗👌
7
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Love that the first on the list just implies all Candy could do is IMPLY a risque escapade and Funky would be like "Hell yeah, sister."
Replying to @HardDriveMag
this article better acknowledge that chunky is just a kid
1
1
Replying to @HardDriveMag
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @HardDriveMag
This article failed to notice Funky Kong's opinion on women drivers.
1
8
Replying to @HardDriveMag
So much lore is packed into this article, holy shit. Excuse me while i go look up Super Donkey Kong, Pinkly Kong, and Uncle Kong
3
Replying to @HardDriveMag
>he eats ass for breakfast, and he’s fucked two presidents we're off to a good start
15
Replying to @HardDriveMag
cranky kong in dead last
3