I have a sword. I have no idea of its origin. It is a cheap-looking dull katana blade with a plastic hilt. Before the gym opened up I used it with resistance bands to do squats. Otherwise I have had no real use for it.

Final words And remember: if the sword owner happens to be a woman instead of a man, disregard this article entirely. That’s hot as fuck.

Okay cool so me wearing chainmail is still acceptable

Before I read the article, is one of the signs "He's a guy"?

"Sign 7#: He constantly makes edgy puns. As in puns with edge on it or with edge motifs (I really think you are a cut aove the rest)"

I don’t own one, but I would think higher of anyone who owned an actual sword, they’re so cool!

#9 And he never shuts up about it.