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Kotaku?

Is the satire that this was just pulled out of a Kotaku writer's scraped articles box?

Goddamn the weebs are coming out of their basements

Xenoblade 2 is an action rpg im sorry bro.

This doesn’t seem like satire. It definitely isn’t written that way. Are you sure this was uploaded to the right site?

Xenoblade is good and 2 isn’t … that bad? If the weird “gacha” system (that you don’t spend money on for anyone curious) wasn’t there and the blades had actual questlines to recruit them like usual JRPG party members instead of a pointless resource sink it’d be completely fine

What are you hiding?

You should be embarrassed for playing any rpg at all. Play a real game.

to be fair you should be embarrassed to some degree bc why are you playing xenoblade