SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn't Actually Run That Fast

SEGA has finally validated the long-held fan theory that Sonic the Hedgehog’s abilities do not reflect what a real hedgehog is biologically capable of.

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Nov 29, 2023 · 9:00 PM UTC

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Samantha J. Foster Composer · Nov 29, 2023 · 9:02 PM UTC

Samantha J. Foster Composer

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29 Nov 2023

Replying to @HardDriveMag

That would’ve made those required Tails vs. Sonic races in Sonic Adventure a lot easier!

free Palestine 🇵🇸 · Nov 29, 2023 · 9:03 PM UTC

free Palestine 🇵🇸 @brucejcrane

29 Nov 2023

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Matt · Nov 29, 2023 · 9:35 PM UTC

Matt @BigotedVsBigots

29 Nov 2023

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Next thing you'll tell me they don't do flips while jumping.

Artful Dodger · Nov 29, 2023 · 9:44 PM UTC

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29 Nov 2023

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