gonna get me a new york slice!

Look… sometimes you just need a Stromboli loaded with so much pepperoni that it could literally kill a man.

Implying there's other pizza choices at my local mall

I need to point this out every time Sbarro gets mentioned: it's just one letter away from "I'm cumming" in Italian (sborro)👍

In 1956, Carmela and Gennaro Sbarro opened the doors to their Italian salumeria in Brooklyn. Carmela “Mama” Sbarro made pizza slices for shift workers looking for a quick meal. Her slices were so popular that they soon opened a second location focused solely on pizza.

They were literally right next to each other before my mall's Gamestop went under

I would actually vote not eating as a more valid food option than Sbarro. I honestly didn't know pizza could be bad until I visited a Sbarro.