How to Dress for Your Body Type as a Balrog Living in the Dark, Damp Mines of Moria

Struggling to find the right style for your body type as a Balrog living in the dark, damp mines of Moria? Been there, done that.…

Nov 15, 2023 · 12:01 PM UTC

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Eric H · Nov 15, 2023 · 5:02 PM UTC

Eric H @TesseractUnfold

15 Nov 2023

-- Are we ignoring the fact that given the passage of time from October 24th, Gandolf likely became 'The White' after Labor Day?

JRSY · Nov 15, 2023 · 1:06 PM UTC

JRSY

@jrsyenterprise1

15 Nov 2023

Gotta use this as inspo for my fashion honestly, we have the same build

TANGO MILITANT ALPHA · Nov 15, 2023 · 12:27 PM UTC

TANGO MILITANT ALPHA @Doubleaa210

15 Nov 2023

I give this article...

GIF

MattStriker · Nov 15, 2023 · 12:36 PM UTC

MattStriker @GaldirEonai

15 Nov 2023

...damn now I gotta look for an artist to commission this from :P.

grill burns' fatherless behavior · Nov 15, 2023 · 12:21 PM UTC

grill burns' fatherless behavior @polkadotmooncat

15 Nov 2023

Sure didn't expect to encounter the term "balrog-ussy" today 😂