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. . . dammit, this makes sense. He's also intensely curious about strange situations that happen around him and chases down any lead no matter how ridiculous to get to the heart of the matter.

As a music major, Red with your description is fantastic and 100% accurate considering music majors are 50/50 "fully radicalized artsy communists" and "impossibly hateful christo-fascist conservatives"

*substory guitar twang*

how the fuck is this so accurate what crazy market research did you do