God Confirms Bible Takes Place in ‘Spy Kids’ Universe

LOS ANGELES — After years of speculation, God finally confirmed at a press conference today that the events of the Bible, the Holy Book central…

Nov 15, 2023 · 7:00 AM UTC

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tush (slowed + reverb) · Nov 16, 2023 · 4:35 AM UTC

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16 Nov 2023

Machete confirmed biblical canon. Expanded Rodriguez/Tarantino-verse now considered apocrypha.

JACK101Star · Nov 15, 2023 · 1:08 PM UTC

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15 Nov 2023

Oh. Cool.