Bought the switch day one, still no drift

I've had mine for 5 years with no drift, guess I'm just lucky

Sent mine in to get replaced and the new pair I got the L bumper doesn't work half the time

I only play on my TV, so I just have a cheap pro controller. Could get 3 more for the price of o e set of joy cons.

I've on my third pair replaced for free by Nintendo and it's drifting too.

I thought this site was satire

Bold of you to assume they don't already have drift. (Only once in a while, thankfully)

Better to buy holo-joysticks and replace them once.

for anyone suffering joycon drift: replacement joysticks are like $5 on ebay, feel basically identical to OEM joysticks, and are pretty simple to install (no soldering required, just need to be careful with some internals)