Finance Bro Launches Hostile Takeover of Conversation

Local finance bro Derrick Bland today initiated a hostile takeover of the casual conversation he overheard at a friend’s birthday dinner.

Nov 6, 2023 · 6:00 AM UTC

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Christiaan H. · Nov 6, 2023 · 11:20 AM UTC

Christiaan H. @Christiaan__H

6 Nov 2023

I mean this as the highest praise possible, I thought this was the onion. Banger

zenithBemusement (free 🇵🇸) · Nov 6, 2023 · 9:44 AM UTC

zenithBemusement (free 🇵🇸) @zenithBemusemen

6 Nov 2023

Had this happen to me before with an ex-coworker. He quit his fuckin job after he failed lmao