Things have gotten so bad I for a split second I thought this was real and my thought was “Yeah that tracks”.

Imagine a guy reacting to the Zodiac movie and at one point he says "oh that's not how it happened, I used a different gun for this person"

Not going to lie, that’d be an interesting concept I’d like to see.

Barely even a parody.

"It's impossible for me. You can't just chop off someone's arm that easily with a knife y'know. Back in 2015, when I killed someone who was similar in size, it took a loooong time to chop off all the body parts with just a knife, but this is a movie, so it doesn't really matter"

"Daniel Day Lewis murders Paul Dano professionally with no remorse. He reminded me of my capo, good times."