“He’s Not Ready,” Mutters Miyamoto Over Shrieking Flesh Pile of Failed Mario Clone

Miyamoto shocked stockholders when his ‘NextGen Showcase' was unfortunately behind schedule.

Oct 31, 2023 · 9:00 AM UTC

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Jeg Riva 🌍 🇪🇺 🇮🇹 · Oct 31, 2023 · 9:06 AM UTC

Jeg Riva 🌍 🇪🇺 🇮🇹 @jegriva

31 Oct 2023

big n’ate 🐛 · Oct 31, 2023 · 2:45 PM UTC

big n’ate 🐛 @Nateorious10

31 Oct 2023

Kill a me!

Gigastrike · Oct 31, 2023 · 2:08 PM UTC

Gigastrike @Gigastrike1

31 Oct 2023

He should ask Sakurai for advice. He's great at making clones.

dragon_fru1t 🏳️ · Nov 1, 2023 · 7:48 AM UTC

dragon_fru1t 🏳️ @dragon_fru1t

1 Nov 2023

The only Mario that’s spared the fate of the hungry wall for it has no taste for abominations such as itself

hyperbolic crime chamber · Oct 31, 2023 · 3:28 PM UTC

hyperbolic crime chamber @KuribosShoe

31 Oct 2023

Mizarrio?