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Konami
 @Konami
25 Oct 2023
Stay cool, calm and collected with the fresh scent of Shadow Moses cologne. Now available: numskull.com/metal-gear-soli… Official Metal Gear Solid merchandise

Oct 25, 2023 · 8:19 PM UTC

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In that case we're also gonna need "Donkey Kong's Pong" and "Peach Reek".
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Better than Musk's Warrio, I guess
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Babe, are you using the Metal Gear Solid Shadow Moses Unisex Cologne?
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Smell like Mario’s pipe
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that's my favorite zelda game
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Cowards didn't even call it Shadow Noses. What's the point?!?!?
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Was going to riff about Call of Duty but Axe Body Spray already exists
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Walking into work tomorrow smelling like nuclear waste