Apple Announces New iPad Will Fatally Electrocute Any Unauthorized Users

Apple released details about their new iPad, most notably that it will electrocute users to death that aren't verified users of the device.

Oct 25, 2023 · 5:03 PM UTC

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Oliver 🇺🇦 · Oct 25, 2023 · 5:09 PM UTC

Oliver 🇺🇦 @omw

25 Oct 2023

This is the answer to "you got games on your ipad?"

WALLY_MC 🐬 · Oct 25, 2023 · 11:27 PM UTC

WALLY_MC 🐬 @Wally__Mc

25 Oct 2023

If only

Reaper 💀 · Oct 26, 2023 · 12:52 AM UTC

Reaper 💀 @thyReaperMC

26 Oct 2023

Magnavolt car anti theft advert from Robocop 2, brilliant!

There wasn't a good quality version of this on Youtube so I decided to add one myself.

Does Charles Love Eclairs? · Oct 25, 2023 · 10:26 PM UTC

Does Charles Love Eclairs? @LeclercsLeftNut

25 Oct 2023

But can it read?

Zakubikini · Oct 25, 2023 · 5:10 PM UTC

Zakubikini @honorskips

25 Oct 2023

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demetrius · Oct 25, 2023 · 5:04 PM UTC

demetrius @demetriuf

25 Oct 2023

This sounds interesting