BREAKING: Republicans Have Elected Mohg, Lord of Blood as Speaker of the House

The Republican Party has united around a consensus candidate for Speaker: the Omen demigod Mohg, Lord of Blood.

Oct 23, 2023 · 9:00 PM UTC

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Louie Salmon 🫡 · Oct 23, 2023 · 10:10 PM UTC

Louie Salmon 🫡 @Louie_Salmon

23 Oct 2023

Well, he is allegedly into incest, so that tracks.

🇵🇸Literally Kuki Shinobu In Real · Oct 23, 2023 · 10:36 PM UTC

🇵🇸Literally Kuki Shinobu In Real @WizTheWitch

23 Oct 2023

I know exactly where this is going but I'm still gonna read

Salvador Dali Parton · Oct 23, 2023 · 10:29 PM UTC

Salvador Dali Parton @Elvancho

23 Oct 2023

I had my money on the Dung Eater. Oh well.