Minami’s senior position in the Majima Family suggests there IS a career track for those so disadvantaged

I would like to protest the falsehoods in this article. The yakuza do not *kick out* members who are bad karaoke singers. Anyone who is deficient in singing is given the best vocal training the organization can provide. The yakuza believe that anyone can sing great, or else.

fun fact a few members of the actual Yakuza irl played the game and enjoyed it, they said it was pretty inaccurate but liked the humor in it iirc

I heard it takes him a whole minute to take his shirt off too!

it makes sense that the only playable characters who haven't touched a karaoke machine have very little ties to the yakuza

This happened to my buddy Minami

This man is a Dame Da Natural!