This is like a funnier version of all those AI voice shitposts that were making the rounds a few months back

Rip bozo. Wind Waker best game.

no kidding. why would he rank it so highly?

You can tell he's so old because he complains that it didn't take advantage of the GameCube's hardware and look like that one tech demo.

They hated him because he told them the truth.

Ok but where does he put Twilight Princess and the Oracle games?

Traversing the overworld and its backtracking until you can teleport, the dull islands of little interest, the few dungeons. C is right. Though the art style and some of the dungeons are really good.

best president in my lifetime

Wind Waker*

whaaaat? definitely not voting for him now