Ever since they introduced colored blocks to tetris I stopped playing. I will not stand for this forced inclusion. The woke mind virus ruined another iconic franchise

Oh my god I actually gasped lmao

How could you exclude Sonic the Hedgehog, with its themes of environmentalism and pinball

Cant tell if this is dead serious or a joke

Please tell me you wrote this article just for the chance to say "Alan Woke, am I right"