Texas Lawmakers Rethink Abortion Restrictions After Greg Abbott Is Impregnated by Sonic

The Texas legislature backtracked on the controversial law that prohibits abortions as early as six weeks.

Oct 8, 2023 · 8:00 AM UTC

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Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 🎆 · Oct 8, 2023 · 8:25 AM UTC

Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 🎆 @semifreqsonic

8 Oct 2023

He was so real for this

Merri (˶◕‿◕)ノ✿ · Oct 8, 2023 · 3:36 PM UTC

Merri (˶◕‿◕)ノ✿ @MerriwynMoon

8 Oct 2023

I'm so glad at least ONE news source is honest and telling us the truth

NTom64 · Oct 8, 2023 · 11:34 AM UTC

NTom64 @NTom64_Lyfe

8 Oct 2023

Thanks for taking/giving one for the team, Sonic 🦸‍♂️🦔

Plague Doc 🌳 · Oct 8, 2023 · 9:49 AM UTC

Plague Doc 🌳 @NoaSimp

8 Oct 2023

Abortion minigame needs to be added in the next Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games