The headline may have killed me, but the Dr. quote is what buried my corpse.

Saving it for the boss

imagine picking a character without an allergen immunity, couldnt be me

Life is a resource management sim and there's a fuck ton of bosses ahead

I always carry an epi-pen with me. My best mate gave it to me just before he passed away; I couldn't tell what he was saying, but it seemed really important that I should have it

That’s not how it was in Bad Company

American healthcare joke about actually needing it "more" later

In this economy, ayy

I can’t even lie this is actually me, ended up in hospital the other day after I thought I should try and push through without, can’t waste the goods 😅

Omg 😆