As a newly reformed positive Sonic fan, I am obligated to *checks notes* get offended

Still beating that dead horse, huh?

This is not up to your usual standards. One joke repeated a dozen times, and the joke is a horse that game news sites and certain Youtubers had already beaten into a fine paste before the Obama administration.

Was this written by @Cybershell

This feels like a Copypasta

Just when the scars from the last one healed...

Spoof news is becoming more real than real news

Not again! smh

@GameGrumps @egoraptor