It's me, I'm this guy. Literally all there was to do in the release version was pose next to crashed spaceships you found under a night sky with three ringed giant planets in it and that was pretty much all I was after

Hey, Hard Drive wrote an article about me.

I'm positive this isnt even satire, this guy absolutely exists

Starfield wishes it could be as good as unpatched NMS.

What is this satirizing exactly?

I liked cyberpunk when it was a glitchy mess OH WAIT IT STILL FUCKING IS

As someone who sought out playing the original version It was ass. What we have now is 10 trillion times better.