Every Star Trek Captain Ranked by How Cool They’d Be With Me Taking a Quick Snooze in the Commissary On Duty hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Sep 10, 2023 · 3:01 PM UTC

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it's the cerritos, we've got nowhere to be LMAO
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Riker would be a total asshole about it, he was only cool and trombony with his friends and superiors. You're 100000% correct about how it would go in Discovery though!
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Did Archer pretty dirty there. Otherwise spot on.
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Archer and Sisko fall into whether they're pre or post wars
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Meanwhile, over on the Protostar, you find that Captain Dal has been in there snoring away for the past three hours by the time you walk in.
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Sisko would shout "ENJOYING YOURSELF Mr. Ensign?" Then ask if you need anything, jumja stick, raktajino, etc. Then just glower at you until you spontaneously combust from shame
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Its true, plus you can always say youre following the teachings of Boimler. Took shortcuts and finished work at your own pace.
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