Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag): "Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now” https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/ubisoft-cancels-every-game-in-production-fuck-it-we-make-dog-food-now/" | nitter

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

7 Sep 2023

Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now”

Video game publisher Ubisoft abruptly canceled every game they had in production today, announcing a rapid pivot into dog food manufacturing.

Sep 7, 2023 · 3:00 AM UTC

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Mister_Two @Mister_Bonclay

7 Sep 2023

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Big news @gautoz 😆

Group 2 @groupnumbeh2

7 Sep 2023

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Dunkey joke

TV’s Frank (parody) @NoNameGiven812

7 Sep 2023

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“Login to Uplay to access kibble and begin earning points toward bits”

AppalachianGargoyle 🎮 @AppaGarg

7 Sep 2023

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>implying they didn't just make dog slop before

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himbo slice @_KimmyJimmel

7 Sep 2023

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well their games are dogshit. it's only fair they complete the cycle

Tsu says #FreePalestine🇵🇸 @TsuChanJohnson

7 Sep 2023

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you know this is the response you wanted

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Fuu Manchu @Fuu_Manchu

7 Sep 2023

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Ubisoft really pulled a reverse Purina. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chase_…

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ZXVΔ @archangelzxv

7 Sep 2023

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When I went to PAX this weekend, even though Ubisoft has like, 15 Assassin's Creed game currently in development, the fact that they only showed the Prince of Persia remake made them look like an indie studio.

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Tactless Ogre @TactlessOgre

7 Sep 2023

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And it somehow still glitches out of the food bowl, which would admittedly be impressive.

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Lamarck @LukkaChaves_exe

7 Sep 2023

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