i read this as 1.9 and thought "wow, 2 inches? that would be plenty for anyone. like, as long as the technique is good, 2 inches would satisfy anyone. i would be pretty happy if i got 2 inches of venom."
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Treat yourself to 19-inches of Venom and more with the Marvel's Spider-Man 2 Collector's Edition. #SpiderMan2PS5 Pre-order here: play.st/42F4AXH
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you might be looking at the first deleted tweet in the new social media guy's history

Sep 4, 2023 · 4:18 PM UTC

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Wait, are you a new social media guy, or is this a joke about you hypothetically getting fired for this tweet?
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no you’re right, it isn’t the size of the ship that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean that really counts.
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You never forget your first.
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Bet social media guy has a fanart side gig and is using his position to send new customers his way. Respect the grind.
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