I thought this was a parody site, but everything in it was true.

S tier article from start to finish

I'm pretty sure who ever wrote this was being held at gunpoint by Jerma because there's no way he's only killed 4 people. I pray for your safety, Camden.

crying

I can't believe you call yourselves journalists while posting disinformation, his real name is Jeremiah Massachusetts 1985

this isn't a satire article this is just true facts about Jeremy985 Elbertson

Failed to somehow squeeze in a mention that Scout was also named after him

They suppress the stats, but we know the truth…