Elon Musk Demands Twitter Engineers Fix Gaping Void Where His Soul Is Supposed to Be

Elon Musk gathered the Twitter engineering team for a meeting to assign the task of filling the emptiness he feels at the core of his being.

Aug 27, 2023 · 3:00 PM UTC

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Cynical Archivist · Aug 27, 2023 · 7:09 PM UTC

Cynical Archivist @CallidusDominus

27 Aug 2023

Hardly sounds crazier than the usual stuff that Elon Musk asks for.

Benasaurus Rex 🦖 · Aug 27, 2023 · 3:07 PM UTC

Benasaurus Rex 🦖 @Benasaurus_Wrex

27 Aug 2023

404 Error: Soul not found. Please contact the unpaid intern since chief twit fired the system administrator.

jack · Aug 27, 2023 · 3:01 PM UTC

jack @Jacckk_C

27 Aug 2023

Shame he sacked all the good ones

GonzoMonteVista · Aug 27, 2023 · 3:49 PM UTC

GonzoMonteVista @gonzomontevista

27 Aug 2023

We almost got it going when we shoved a copy of The Turner Diaries in the void, but it sputtered out.

Bern (Go Lions!!!! 12-5) · Aug 27, 2023 · 11:55 PM UTC

Bern (Go Lions!!!! 12-5) @gamingfan37

27 Aug 2023

Interesting looking into this

Burretploof 🐀 · Aug 27, 2023 · 3:04 PM UTC

Burretploof 🐀 @burretploof

27 Aug 2023

"if it's not done by the end of the week you're fired 🤣🤣🤣"

Gabriatus · Aug 28, 2023 · 11:12 AM UTC

Gabriatus @ElM3phisto

28 Aug 2023

I don’t think he’s gonna steal this one, guys

Gladis, PhD · Aug 27, 2023 · 3:12 PM UTC

Gladis, PhD @xittingonxitter

27 Aug 2023

Silly musky, billionaires can't have souls