Depressed Gamer Thinks All Mountain Dew Flavors Taste the Same

Local gamer Steven Swanton has fallen into a deep depression that ruined his ability to tell Mountain Dew flavors apart.

Aug 26, 2023 · 7:00 PM UTC

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Somebody Stop Mii · Aug 27, 2023 · 1:25 AM UTC

Somebody Stop Mii @SomebodyStopMii

27 Aug 2023

Slime 🙂

Wahooney 🔸 🦣.🪡🐚 · Aug 26, 2023 · 11:15 PM UTC

Wahooney 🔸 🦣.🪡🐚 @Wahooney

26 Aug 2023

He's right; they all taste like a drunks piss strained through a dumpster behind a failing Italian restaurant.

Erik Peabody (Viking Guitar) · Aug 26, 2023 · 7:37 PM UTC

Erik Peabody (Viking Guitar) @VikingGuitar

26 Aug 2023

Hey now

Verdant · Aug 27, 2023 · 6:16 AM UTC

Verdant @VerdantMischief

27 Aug 2023

da slime

Vista UFO! · Aug 26, 2023 · 9:10 PM UTC

Vista UFO! @VistaVM

26 Aug 2023

THATS OUTRAGEOUS!!!