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I agree with this take but also we need to take a firm stance that it doesnt count as a sex scene unless you see genitalia

Give my man @jeremysmiles a raise. Oh wait, he is the boss?

W Take

I love thinking to myself "this one's a Kaplowitz" before clicking on the article.

Please God, I don't want to visualize Shrek clapping Fiona's cheeks.

Leading with the Shrek screencap is a power move

These guys spend their whole lives never seeing each other other than via screen you think they wouldn't have connected milking sextoy machines instead of have old fashioned sex ?

Ok but the REAL reason Shrek needs a sex scene is to explain the logistics of Donkey and the dragon.