- npcs aren't known for giving bad map directions, they usually just put a marker
- apple maps is a boring reference & it doesn't give quest directions
- why is the npc accused? just say its the worst
- it added "local" bc of local news but "npc" implies it's set irl, not in-game
If bad maps are what floats their satirical boat then I'd go for something along the lines of
"Apple replace Boston map with quest map from Fallout 4"
And that isn't even all that good.